Sardar Jokes
Posted by Ankur , Sunday, June 6, 2010 11:52 PM
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
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Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."
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Son to sardarji: Today I ran behind the bus and saved Rs 3.
Sardarji to son: You fool, if you would have ran behind an auto, you could have saved Rs 30!!!.
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Sardar Ne Biwi Sey Poocha : Aaj To Chicken Bahuth Tasty Hai..kuch Khas Masala Lagaya Kya?
Biwi : Kuch Nahi Thodi Si Jal Gayee Thi... Isliye Barnol Cream Lagaya....
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Sardar was driving with girlfriend to Chandigarh.
He puts his hand on her lap. She smiles and says, "You
can go further dear".
So, Sardar drives to SHIMLA
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Sardar sent msg to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss msg him back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar msg 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet
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Interviewer: Congrates, u r selected.
ur 1st month salary is Rs: 60,000.
after 6 Month ur salary will be
increase 1,00,000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I will Join next
month......
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Dog was Chasing a Sardar. Sardar runs,but Laughing.
A Man asked why r u Laughing?
Sardar replied I hav put AIRTEL Sim, but d VODAFONE dog is Following.
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1 day Sardar had a dream as some killed him.
Next day he closed his ICICI BANK Acc.
Why?
Bcz of ICICIs slogan : WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS TRUE.......
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Radio Quiz:
Should women have children after 35?
Sardar Replied: No, 35 children are more than enough!
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old kings skeleton.
Tourist: Whos that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same kings skeleton when he was a child.
Tourist: !!!!!
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Sardarji saw an air hostess wearing a badge on d left side of her breast bearing d name TINA.
He said, Thats cute.. What have u named d other one..?
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Sardar 1: where did u get dis new cycle?
Sardar 2: yesterday i met a cute young girl with her cycle in a park. She took me to a lonely spot and she remove full of her dresses n asked of, take anything wat u want. I took her cycle and came that spot.
Sardar 1: Ya! U r right. Her dresses wont fit for u!
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A bird was Disturbing a Sardar all the time.
Finally the Sardar caught it and decides to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of a building.
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And dropped it!
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why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ?
think think think
to avoid sde EFFECTS.
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Teacher : Who is Ur Favorite Writer?
Sardar : Ur Daughter.
Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter
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3 sardars were going on a motorcycle....
A policeman shows hand to stop ....
sardar shouted: Hey idiot, already 3 are sitting....where will u sit?.
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sardar – I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.
Man– didnt you follow them?
Sardar – Hey,I have already seen that movie
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