New Sardar Jokes
Posted by Ankur , Thursday, April 29, 2010 9:31 PM
Ek bus ka accident ho gaya
A man crying - hey bhagwan mere hath tut gaya,
Sardar Control yourself, us aadmi ko dekho wo mar gaya hai fir bhi chupchap pada hai
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SANTA=Daarling aaj
barsat ka din hai,
koi aisi romantic baat
kaho
k mere pair zameen pe
na rahe
Wife: Daarling
"FAANSI" laga lo..........
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Ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main dahi dal rahay thay…
Pathan ne dekha to pocha: Khoocha yeh kiya kerhy ho???
Sardar : Hum lassi bana rahay hain…
Pathan: hahaha..O pagal ka bacha log islye tum per latifa banaty hain..
Itni lassi tumhara baap piye ga…
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NOT BACHELOR'S DEGREE
After passing the F.Sc. examination from the Punjab University in the early forties, my friend, Nirmal Singh, settled down in Delhi. Twentl years later, when I visited his house, I was astonished to find the following particulars displayed on his nameplate.
Nirmal Singh, FSC (F.Sc.)
Balwant Kumar MSC (M.Sc.)
I asked Nirmal Singh if he did not feel embarrassed by proclaiming the comparatively higher qualification of his wife.
'Not at all,' replied my friend. 'Why should I fight shy of admitting what is factually correct? I am father of seven childern (FSC) and my wife is mother of seven children (MSC).'
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Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se…
2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai…
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Phone ki ganti baji.
Santa : Phone mere liye ho toh kehna mein ghar pe nahi hoon.
Jasmeet : Wo ghar pe hain.
Santa : Maine mana kiya tha ke…
Jasmeet : Phone mere liye tha!
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Santa and banta jungle mein, saamne aayaa sher…
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki hai.
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Santa: Bhagwan Chandigarh nu America di capital bana de. Plz plz plz…
Banta: Par kyun???
Santa: Kyunki main paper vich ye hi likh aaya hun…..
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